apparently I’m just following the perfect amount of people right now. I keep trying to follow new people and then my dash gets filled with bullshit text posts/conversations that I don’t understand.
sorry if I’ve toyed with your tumblr emotions. I can’t handle your socializing.
*whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH
my tumblr family will understand better than anyone else why I’m so excited for the Pinnochio movie coming out in 2014. Not Tim Burton’s stuff, through that out the window: TIM FUCKING WAITS. DANIEL RADCLIFFE. GUILLERMO DEL TORO.
Oh, and it’s a horror version.
Any other questions?