apparently I’m just following the perfect amount of people right now. I keep trying to follow new people and then my dash gets filled with bullshit text posts/conversations that I don’t understand.
sorry if I’ve toyed with your tumblr emotions. I can’t handle your socializing.
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
neverendingexperiences:
SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH
(Source: goddamnpimpqueen)
my tumblr family will understand better than anyone else why I’m so excited for the Pinnochio movie coming out in 2014. Not Tim Burton’s stuff, through that out the window: TIM FUCKING WAITS. DANIEL RADCLIFFE. GUILLERMO DEL TORO.
Oh, and it’s a horror version.
Any other questions?
