mourinhoism: ticklemejesus: according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star you’re actually a few million years late. that star is dead just like your dreams ————————————————————— ^ This fucking liar.
Everything is fantastic.
jayshoods: I don’t know why there’s a sudden influx on Tumblr of Disney princess faces being swapped with Nigel Thornberry, but it’s freaking HILARIOUS.
Trying to read new updates on twitter about #Anonymous… ALL OF THE POSTS ARE IN SPANISH.
WHAT HAVE I DISCOVERED.
“Oh shi—” doesn’t even begin to correctly animate my reaction to my recent fall-upon. Oh.. dear… science.. The best part is that I really have no one I can tell. This secret dies with me. Fail, karl.
Facebook isn't safe.
I’ll post my woes about money here. I’m fucking broke. The end.
How to avoid pretty much anything.